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Hey guys!! happy new week? how did your weekend go. mine was just stressful.. it was indeed a stressful. I have so many essays and one crazy stageplay in my literature class.. school sucks mehn.. exams come up next week, when we just finished a set of exams last week.. kai e no easy...


Thanks for those who stopped by..lol at my friend.. I still like her regardless sha, but mehn when you guys don't just flow again, I think distance has to be kept. Still talking about friends, why is it so common among girls to beef.

I met an old classmate on facebook last year, apparently she left when we were in JSS3. Lets call her ifeoma. So i joined facebook and joined a group for ex(insert school name) students. She used a different name and I didnt know it was her until she sent me a message and we caught up on old gists and stuff. we were a little close in high school, we became closer she introduced me to her current boyfriends, gisted me about her exs etc... I also met this chic tope who was our senior ( i think 1 year or so). Anyways she hits me up and we start talking (we never talked while we were in high school) anyways we don't really talk that much. So apparently she and ifeoma stay in london, I think ifeoma even went for one of her parties or something. Anyways so ifeoma tells me how she met one of our seniors who was like the biggest boy back then and how they dated, she tells me of how she hooked up with a certain music producer blab la.. I mean both of us become so closeeee. Sha my self and tope don’t talk that much, just write on each others wall.. watsup blab la.. she makes fun of my crazy status et all…

One day while my self and ifeoma were chatting shes asks me watsup with Tope that whenever she calls tope doesn’t pick up or return her calls and stuff.. I’m like I dunno.. Thought y’all were close and stuff.. She tells me they used to talk and all of a sudden she stoped. Then I ask her if she did anything to upset her or the likes... anyways she tells me she doesn’t really care. I just tell her to bone I mean friendship aint by force right.

So my best friend(LETS CALL HER MARYAM) calls me we have been friends since jss1. anyways she aint on facebook, so I tell her about ifeoma and how we became cloase and shit., I give her ifeomas number and they talk on phone, even plan to hook up and SHIT.

I chatted with mariam yesterday and she gists me about a party tope had and how she met some old school friends. Then I ask her if ifeoma was there, she says no and was like she even has gists..Our convo goes thus

maryam: let megiv u jist

m: baba jist o

caramel: oyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

caramel: shoottttttttttttttt

m: hmmmmmmm

m: adepoju( family name)

caramel: yeah

caramel: the guy?( she has a brother)

m: dat gurl is sooooooooooo fake

caramel: bwhahaha

caramel: r yu serious?

m: pple saw her n dey said her boobs r just dere

caramel: nt big ??

caramel: lol

caramel: dey said she looks really small

caramel: did you see her?

maryam: lik a 13 yr old

maryam: i dint

caramel: cheiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

m: bt tope did

C: lol..lol

m: n she rolls wif little gurls

m: dey said dat s why her pic no dey facebook

caramel: haha

m: n d one wey dey 1 time say she turn side

m: u kn d most interestin part?

caramel: lol

caramel: wat?

m: she tuk say she dy date (insert naija celeb’s name)

caramel: yeah.. (insert music producer’s name)

caramel: that was wat she told me sha

m: sey de won marry

caramel: lmaoooooooooooo

C: marry ke?

M: she say (insert naija celebs name) 2 dem tope and her siblings

M: n producer to you u?

C: lol

C: it was producer she told me

M: n bad senior 2 mi

C: lol.. yeah she told me bout bad senior

M: she dey mad o

C: lol..lol

M: 1 tiny thing lik dat

M: tope o lik e rara

C: lol..

M: she too dey lie

C: i knew there was something up wid she and tope

C: cos ifeoma told me also

C: she was like seems tope doesnt like her

M: mayb she put water balls in her boobs dat day

C: and that they ave never met or something

M: tope say she too dey lie

C: lol..lol

C: hmm

C: sha.. i dunno sha

M: omo e get as e b jare

C: abi

C: na them sabi jare

C: the thing is if Tope cant say it to her face,

She should shut up.

The thing about the boobies is the chic is really busty and has a good shape. As in tall, not so skinny but has butts and boobies. Talking about her not putting her pictures on facebook, she has more than a million she probably restricted Tope sha.Cos I know for one that she puts up her pictures.

Why talk about someone at her back, I just told maryam if she couldn’t say it in her front she should shut up. WHY judge people like that. Girls and beef ehn. I don’t even care whether she’s lying about dating a celeb or whatever, none of my business... But why talk so bad about her, I mean you guys have met only once or twice.. sha na them sabi. I just hate gossips mehn, irks the shit outta me. I wont judge anyone sha, but then I still say if you cant say it to her font then shut the heck up.

On a lighter note, congratulations to the super eagles, well they lost but we should still be proud of them.

Weight loss

I haven’t been to the gym since fri or so.. I get so tired nowadays. . reharsing for the stage play, staying up to write essays and stuff.. I went today though but just for a little time. I haven’t weighed my self, scared to do. I fear that I might have gained a little. Though ive been eating mostly cereal, veggies and fruits for the past few days.

Room 101.

Things, people, places, situations etc you hate/loathe/dispise/don't like very much belong in ROOM 101.

I will be putting SPAM in Room 101 today!

No, not the Ham & Pork Hybrid food in a can (save that one for another day.. tee hee) but I mean E-mail Spam. Apart from being downright annoying it is completely and totally useless. If I needed a boobs enlargement I will check the yellow pages or look through the web.. I would certainly not click on some non-descript vulgar e-mail that has been sent from a poor unsuspecting admin clerk's e-mail box. I wonder how much business this crap actually generates??? Actually I don't wanna know. I just want it to stop. At one point I was getting 40 e-mails a day to my business e-mail address offering me viagra, diet pills, penis enlargements, increased sex drive, jobs in US medical industry.

What goes into your room 101???

Thats it for today guys... have a great week.. dont forget to stop around tomorrow.. mwahhh